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17 Hilarious Engineer Jokes for All You Nerds Out There
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A mechanical engineer, an electrical engineer and a software engineer are on a road trip, when the car won’t start.
The mechanical engineer says, “Let me check the starter.”
The electrical engineer says, “Let me make sure the battery is connected.”
The software engineer says, “Before we do anything else, let’s all just get out of the car and then get back in.”
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all of her clothes and said, “Take what you want.”
The first engineer nodded approvingly, “Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!” The doctor chimed in, “I don’t know, but I’ve never seen such inept golf!”
