25 Dazzlingly Dirty Limericks

Or what rhymes with Nantucket

*Trigger warning. Don’t read these if you are in any way squeamish.

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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I’ve seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

God’s plan made a hopeful beginning.
But man spoiled his chances by sinning.
We trust that the story
Will end in God’s glory,
But at present the other side’s winning.

Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809–1894)

While Titian was mixing rose madder
His model reclined on a ladder.
The position to Titian
Suggested coition,
So, he ran up the ladder and had ’er.

There once was a farmer named Lou,
Whose crops and libido both grew.
He winked at the milkmaid,
Who blushed and then stayed,
For a roll in the hay, sweet and new.