5. You inevitably meet the one, the love of your life, about three months after moving in with your boyfriend. Why does this happen? Because duh, we always want what we can’t have. And this other guy shows up right on time, right after you’ve really had it up to here with his… But no, don’t get the wrong idea. You don’t cheat on your boyfriend with “the one”. You’re not a slut. You’re worse than that.

Instead of fucking the one, you resist the temptation. And then you go home and punish your boyfriend with passive aggression and bitchiness.

Ain’t love grand!

Just Brilliant Xtine!!