Council of Cats? No, no, no! The way it works is that although it appears that the CIA controls everything, but they are actually controlled by the Trilateral Commission which in turn is controlled by the Masons. The whole world is ultimately controlled by a sinister international Masonic cabal. As a Presbyterian I'm sure that you know the old adage, "Masonry's trowel stabs Christ's bowel."

So, it's all part of the anti-Christian conspiracy going on in this country today with the Masons manipulating their patsy 'woke' fellow travelers into subverting all the true God-fearing men and women that made this country great! And you know what that means!