Given all of these issues why are you living there?

The law against stealing beehives is reminiscent of something that could easily have been in The Black Act of 1723 which among other things made 'breaking the head of fish ponds' a capital offense.

I'm starting to incline to the view that all of these red states should go their own way, form their own company and live in the 17th century like they so seem to desire and let the rest of us live in a progressive modern world.