Hahahaha. I know Black's Beach. My first encounter with a nude beach was in the South of France when I was 20. A French woman in her mid 50s came over to me and squatted in the sand next to me and demanded a light for her cigarette. It was quite disconcerting and had a certain predatory feel to it.

Mennonite-Baptist hybrid. Wow! Just wow. That's got to be intense. You might enjoy my post on the Calvinist/Presbyterian approach to Christianity.

https://medium.com/the-haven/give-me-that-old-time-religion-dc160fcc6951