Hi Christine,

Generally good advice and amusing as always, but the agency that you want to use is Cowboys4Angels. Check out their website. I've engaged their services on two occasions for two different (actually three because one time the girls did a three way with the fellow) girlfriends of mine who wanted to enjoy some 'extracurricular' fun. Leslie's reaction in your story is misplaced. An escort is the best way to go for you gals. Why? Well, it's not really cheating since everyone knows the purpose of the engagement which precludes forming a relationship. They will be clean. You are going to get exactly what you want from someone who is cheerful, engaged and solicitous of YOUR desires and will give it to you the way YOU want it and who won't insist on you trying to satisfy him the way almost all men invariably will. And most importantly of all you're never going to get a drunken text at 2AM in the morning that says something along the lines of, "Do you love me? I need to know. I can't stop thinking about you" ... followed by some cringeworthy emojis!