Glenn M Stewart
1 min readOct 31, 2021

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Hi Christine. Here's something that one of my girlfriends wrote about heels that you will no doubt agree with.

"I could write a whole book about my theories on girls and shoes. When shopping for clothes, we girls worry about whether our figures are going to be flattered or look fat, whilst trying on various outfits in the store changing room. High heels never give us these doubts. They always make us look gorgeous. They stick out our tits, tilt our gait so that our tummies tuck in, and lift our arses. I also read somewhere that a Laboutin level of height in a heel positions a girl's clitoris to the point of mild stimulation. This confirms to me that high heels equate to sex. A girl can't help but have a sexy walk wearing them, and they're a not-so-secret signal to guys that the wearer is ready and willing to receive sexual attention."

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Glenn M Stewart
Glenn M Stewart

Written by Glenn M Stewart

Pugilist, polemicist, Oxford Arabist, financial mastermind, international man of mystery, film producer, playwright, part-time-poet, full-time provocateur…

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