Glenn M Stewart
Jun 30, 2024

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Simone it's a great story but it immediately brought to mind a joke I know which I am sure was not your intention.

A Frenchman is walking along the beach at Cannes at dusk when he spots an absolutely gorgeous woman lying nude on her towel. He is overcome with lust.

He looks around and seeing no one pounces on her and begins fucking her.

After a while a policeman passes by and says, "Monsieur, why are you fucking zat dead woman?"

The Frenchman looks up and says, "Dead! Mon dieu, I thought she was English."

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Glenn M Stewart
Glenn M Stewart

Written by Glenn M Stewart

Pugilist, polemicist, Oxford Arabist, financial mastermind, international man of mystery, film producer, playwright, part-time-poet, full-time provocateur…

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