Thank you for the compliment. Well, it's not an elegant act and it makes a bit of a mess, so it's bound to be a little crude! Still, I was hoping to get a few laughs. Given what you highlighted I'm guessing that you agree with me on that point. I have very little experience with Australian attitudes to oral sex but a bartender in Perth I met said in reference to a fellow that was hitting on her, "I've only done that for two men and you're not one of them!"

Anyhow, I'm sure you know this joke but here goes:

What's Australian foreplay?

"Brace yourself Sheila!"