Glenn M Stewart
1 min readJun 9, 2023

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That's a good question. She was young, about 21 or so and a friend of a friend of a friend who she and a straight woman friend of hers was visiting. She was unaware that such establishments even existed. I was about 44 or 45. She loved the lap dances and propositioned one of the dancers who she made out with in the loo. I offered to put up the necessary readies to make her evening complete. Unfortunately, the dancer said that she had to get home and relieve her babysitter and couldn't join us that night but to give her some advance notice next time. I then suggested that if she and her friend came back to my hotel that I would hire an escort for her. She didn't know that was possible and also told her friend that she should f**k me. The friend did not seem at all averse to this suggestion. Unfortunately, we were unable to ditch her host and just ended up back at his place drinking so in that regard the evening did not live up to its promise. I later heard that she frequented the club on several future occasions so perhaps she had the better time ultimately but what could have been a truly memorable night turned into just another British drinking session or maybe it was just an ordinary night out in Leeds. The club was called The Purple Door by the way and bore no distinguishing features besides a purple door.

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Glenn M Stewart
Glenn M Stewart

Written by Glenn M Stewart

Pugilist, polemicist, Oxford Arabist, financial mastermind, international man of mystery, film producer, playwright, part-time-poet, full-time provocateur…

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