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11 of The Best Lame Jokes I Could Find
It was a difficult job to pull these together, but someone had to do it
I want you all to know what a sacrifice it was to troll through dozens and dozens of bad jokes in order to find these… well, I wouldn’t call them gems… and I wouldn’t call them polished turds either. They are somewhere in the middle. They are not bad enough to discard and actually not really good enough to publish but the hell with that, I’m going to anyhow. It’s just another perverse facet of my nature so to do.
Dangerous Curves
A backpacking tourist is hitchhiking somewhere in Italy on a winding mountain narrow road. A very old Italian farmer in an old beaten truck, laden over the top with hay, gives him a ride. The driver “steps on it” to the top speed of his vehicle. The young guy sees a sharp curve ahead and warns the old man
“Grandpa, be careful, sharp curve ahead”
“Don’t worry, 55 years on this road twice a day, have confidence”, the car comes out of the turn with tires screeching. The next coming curve is even sharper.
“Grandpa, careful, sharper curve ahead” “Don’t worry, 55 years on this road twice a day, have confidence”, the car comes out of the turn with two tires hardly touching the ground.
