The Director of Red Shoe Diaries, Zalman King wanted to turn my tales of debauchery in Bahrain into a movie. I think that I may have mentioned this to you, that the English woman who stayed with there when I was under a travel ban and I wrote a book about our escapades alternating chapters so that a lot of the same incidents were told from our respective points of view. It was a lot of fun and in the seven and half months she was there we each slept with eleven members of the opposite sex, and she had one from the same sex, so she won the contest by a clit.

Unfortunately, King died before he could get the project off the ground.