This comment is slightly off topic as it is not about bathing suits, but it is about pads. Several years ago, I took a group of about 8 women including my girlfriend and a childhood friend and her daughter to the theatre in NY. In the limousine on the way there the 20 something daughter said to my girlfriend, " Gee, I wish I had your boobs!" My girlfriend reached into her bra and pulled out a silicone pad that she had there and handed it to the girl and said, "Well, you can!"

It got a huge laugh.