This elicits three reactions from me.

First, do I need to tie you to one of those X frame things in the dungeon of a sex club in Austria that specializes in this sort of thing and while thus immobilized let a couple of the male patrons enjoy you as well?

Secondly, you write about anal a fair amount. So, on a scale of 1 to 10 how much would you like to try DP?

Finally, this link will take you to a true story of mine about office sex.

https://medium.com/true-confessional/she-said-im-pretty-sure-that-i-m-going-to-enjoy-working-under-you-aa06b7080d89