This is an entertaining article but from my observations men always get caught. Why? Because they’re stupid and once they start having sex it just gets worse. Men have a deep seated instinct to telegraph to the world that they are having sex with a particular woman. It’s a territorial animal urge to try to keep other men at bay. It’s part of sperm competition. Women on the other hand from my observations only get caught when they want to. After all it’s an age old reproductive strategy to get knocked up surreptitiously by a third party behind her primary partner’s back. So, women are more than capable of keeping their affairs secret if they want to. Men simply are not.