This is superb! Thanks for all of the imagination.

In 1977 when I was at my girlfriend's houe in Leicester having dinner with her family, her mother turned to me and said, "Do you know what we said about Yanks in my day"?

I said, "no".

She said, "Overpaid, over sexed and over here"!

I had to bite my tongue as I wanted to reply, "Yeah. well, your daughter's enjoying all three of those things"!