This post prompts three comments, none of them related but might as well mention all of them.

1) you do know that Christianity is merely a Jewish sect?

2) As to your opening quote it was Groucho Marx (also Jewish) who said that.

3) When I was making my movie, 'Dark Streets' the actress Bijou Philips said to my German producer, 'My Grandfather got killed in a concentration camp'. He got all flustered and started apologizing for his nation's genocide. She then said, "Yeah, he got drunk one night and fell off a guard tower'"