To answer some of your questions:

I would rather cook than clean up.

My favorite Christmas dinner is the more traditional goose rather than turkey. Try it. It is a much richer, moister, tastier bird but only feeds four.

We use Burn's grace:

Some hae meat and canna eat,

and some wad eat but want it.

But we hae meat and we can eat,

and sae the Laird be thankit!

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