You've confused me. I thought that there was only one kind of cathouse.

I haven't got anything to say about housekeeping, but I do have something to add about last words.

My favorite is that of King George V.

When he was on his death bed his doctor said to him you'll soon be well enough to go to Bognor. (An English seaside resort).

George said. "Bugger Bognor" and then slipped of his mortal coil.

The doctor then reported his last words as, "How's the Empire?"

The real ones are more in keeping with his true self.